Thursday, December 13, 2012

Large Farva

Trying to get through a seemingly-endless Thursday at work, I was reminded of the greatness of SUPER TROOPERS.

Farva:  Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.

Dimpus Burger Guy:  [into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.

Farva:  What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?

Dimpus Burger Guy:  No, I just told him that so he makes it good. [into mic] Don't spit in that cop's burger.

Farva:  Yeah, thanks.

Second Dimpus Guy:  Roger, holding the spit.

Farva:  Gimme a pie... apple.

Dimpus Burger Guy:  Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding Officer Farva.


Dimpus Burger Guy:  Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?

Farva:  Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?

Dimpus Burger Guy:  It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.

Thorny:  Look, kid, he doesn't want it.

Farva:  I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!

Dimpus Burger Guy:  Uhh, right. Beverage?

Farva:  [annoyed] A liter o' cola.

Dimpus Burger Guy:  [into mic] Litercola? Do we sell litercola?

Thorny:  Will you just order a large, Farva?

Farva:  I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn liter o' cola.

Dimpus Burger Guy:  [to Farva] I don't know what that is!

Farva:  [slowly starts shouting] Liter is French for... [grabs burger kid by shirt] give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

The Sound of Failure

"Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature. CD distortion, the jitteriness of digital video, the crap sound of 8-bit - all of these will be cherished and emulated as soon as they can be avoided. It’s the sound of failure: so much modern art is the sound of things going out of control, of a medium pushing to its limits and breaking apart. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it. The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to record them."

Brian Eno, A Year With Swollen Appendices, 1996. (via hitrecordjoe)

Monday, August 13, 2012

Street Fighter Puns

These puns certainly R Mika this thread unreadable...
Dhalsim chance people can come up with that many more.
I don't know, people have real E. Honda'd their wordplay skills.
Hakan't take this anymore. Can we please T Hawk about something else?
The court system in Cali is definitely rolentoless given the number of summons I get in the mail.
Good gief, I can't believe I'm still on this.
Bottom line, two people having a tryst almost two decades ago is much hadou about nothing.
I really hope these puns don't give me blood in my Urien.
We've been down this road before with your Urien I'd hope we wouldn't Gen
Seeing a doctor about that might be the Oni Remydy
Make sure you read up though on that medicine because according to Doctrine, Dark puss may come out.
For some reason, this thread remain me of the king of the Gill tv show xD

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