Chuck Norris fact of the day: Proponents of higher-order theories of consciousness argue that consciousness is explained by the relation between two levels of mental states in which a higher-order mental state takes another mental state. If you mention this to Chuck Norris, expect an explosive roundhouse kick to the face for spouting too much fancy-talk.
Remember this? Nothing will ever top that. But this gives a nice try:
Yes, that's a clip from Breakin'. JCVD was an extra in that movie, which was also one of his earliest on-screen appearances. I find that hilarious.