Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Sorry, I'm taken

...like that one game when he shot four airballs, in a row?
"Wait, that was his rookie year."
So, you think J.J. Redick would throw up four airballs in a game next year?
"Wait, but Redick is so much older than Kobe was. He was 17."
So, that's his fault. He thought he was good enough to hang with the big boys. It's clear he wasn't.
"But they're winning right now."
They lost the last game. Because he shot an airball at the buzzer. Hence our conversation.
"Wait, he was fouled!"
They smothered the air around his hands?
"Yeah, they totally fouled his air."
Air never bothered Jordan.

"Oh my God, I love you! Thank you so much!"
Lady, you don't even know me.

when your day is through, and so is your temper

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