Wednesday, February 23, 2005

I hate.... high my voice sounds after a night of practice.
...having to remove the barbell from my eyebrow for work.
...putting it back after work. It hurts like hell. my hair looks right now. my wireless connection comes and goes whenever it wants. dirty my room is. quickly I grow tired of games. Am I getting old? sloppy I am when I eat. I need a crotch-bib. the theater calls me on my day off to come in to work. Can I get some rest?
...Delores, one of the managers at work. She has a thick Spanish accent, so I can't understand a word she says. Then she gets really mad when I ask her to repeat what she said.
...having EM service in the big sanctuary. I prefer the youth group room. my jaw hurts after chewing gum for a long time.
...cutting nails. God, why did you give me nails?!
...reality shows on TV. my TV doesn't work here.
...morning wood.
...not having a car.
...sarcastic people. If that's not irony, I don't know what is.

1 comment:

  1. ...i heard sarcastic people don't like other sarcastic people
    ...i hate chewing gum too because it hurts your jaw! just don't chew gum!
    ...i forget which other one i was going to comment on... hahaha


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