Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Plan Z

Does the world really need a sequel to a Vin Diesel movie without Vin Diesel? That would be like making a sequel to FAST AND THE FURIOUS withou... aww dammit. Anyway, he's been replaced by Ice Cube* for the sequel no one asked for. I can hardly wait for the inevitable -- XXX 3: NO, IT'S STILL NOT PORN.

Something's definitely not right with the world because now I have not just one, but two SpongeBob boxers. Oh and I saw the SpongeBob movie last week and I flippin loved it. Yeah, I can't believe I just typed that either. There were just the five of us in the whole theater and I was the laughing the loudest. I demand a spinoff movie, nay, A WHOLE DAMN SERIES for Plankton**!

*Ice Cube?! Yeah, when I think of the word "extreme" he's the 624th person I think of.

**I have a thing for cartoon characters with British accents.

1 comment:

  1. wow. ice cub. wow. i. am. speechless. i. demand. vin. diesel...


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