Thursday, January 22, 2004

Day 34

fortune cookie of the day: "You will find success through determination and innovation."

I'm going to make a horror musical entirely in French starring the Olsen twins and a three-headed monkey titled The Texas Chainletter Massacre and if you don't post this whole text on your blog/xanga/journal/toilet paper/English essay/what-have-you a Mongolian midget will break into your home at midnight and give you a wedgie. Is that innovative enough?

Funny wunny.

Point to Ponder: To be a servant you must think like a servant.

Verse to Remember: "Your attitude should be the same as that of Christ Jesus." Philippians 2:5 (NIV)

Question to Consider: Are you usually more concerned about being served or finding ways to serve others?

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