Escape from the Thailand Cave - The Movie

So Hollywood is already working on adapting the story of the 12 boys and their soccer coach who were trapped then rescued from the Tham Luong cave in Thailand. Going by the film industry's dubious history with these kinds of stories, I can picture them going with this cast:

The Coach:  Christian Bale


Boy #1, the hyper one:  Jake Gyllenhaal


Boy #2, the weird one:  Johnny Depp


Boy #3, the shouty one:  Gerard Butler


Boy #4, the quiet one:  Joel Edgerton


Boy #5, the annoying one:  Justin Chatwin


Boy #6, the funny one:  Fisher Stevens


Boy #7, the one that always talks about his sister:  Nikolaj Coster-Waldau


Boy #8, the one that confuses all the other boys:  Tilda Swinton


Boy #9, the one that eats all their food:  Rooney Mara


Boy #10, the one that's always forgotten:  Linda Hunt


Boy #11, the one that insists he's just quarter-Thai:  Emma Stone


Boy #12, the one that turns out to be an alien:  Scarlett Johansson


At least there's someone out there trying to prevent this from happening. Good luck, Mr. Chu.

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