Thursday, December 13, 2012

Large Farva

Trying to get through a seemingly-endless Thursday at work, I was reminded of the greatness of SUPER TROOPERS.

Farva:  Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.

Dimpus Burger Guy:  [into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.

Farva:  What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?

Dimpus Burger Guy:  No, I just told him that so he makes it good. [into mic] Don't spit in that cop's burger.

Farva:  Yeah, thanks.

Second Dimpus Guy:  Roger, holding the spit.

Farva:  Gimme a pie... apple.

Dimpus Burger Guy:  Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding Officer Farva.


Dimpus Burger Guy:  Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?

Farva:  Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?

Dimpus Burger Guy:  It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.

Thorny:  Look, kid, he doesn't want it.

Farva:  I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!

Dimpus Burger Guy:  Uhh, right. Beverage?

Farva:  [annoyed] A liter o' cola.

Dimpus Burger Guy:  [into mic] Litercola? Do we sell litercola?

Thorny:  Will you just order a large, Farva?

Farva:  I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn liter o' cola.

Dimpus Burger Guy:  [to Farva] I don't know what that is!

Farva:  [slowly starts shouting] Liter is French for... [grabs burger kid by shirt] give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!

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