Hot Hot Heat

I was called into a lawyer's office this morning to troubleshoot his printer. His problem? The cable was unplugged.

Total time spent: 10 seconds.
Total cost for the appointment: $150.00
Having an extra hour to enjoy lunch: priceless

My Mini Cooper started overheating, so I need to take it in for repairs tomorrow morning. 7 effing AM.

I keep daydreaming about getting fired. Is that wrong?