I was called into a lawyer's office this morning to troubleshoot his printer. His problem? The cable was unplugged.
Total time spent: 10 seconds.
Total cost for the appointment: $150.00
Having an extra hour to enjoy lunch: priceless
My Mini Cooper started overheating, so I need to take it in for repairs tomorrow morning. 7 effing AM.
I keep daydreaming about getting fired. Is that wrong?
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