Get him a body bag!

Eff Pee Ess Arr Pee Gee

Back to Reality

It finally rained. Now go away.

USC or Chapman. Which will be lucky school that will have me?

Hot Hot Heat

I was called into a lawyer's office this morning to troubleshoot his printer. His problem? The cable was unplugged.

Total time spent: 10 seconds.
Total cost for the appointment: $150.00
Having an extra hour to enjoy lunch: priceless

My Mini Cooper started overheating, so I need to take it in for repairs tomorrow morning. 7 effing AM.

I keep daydreaming about getting fired. Is that wrong?

A Guide to Recognizing Your Demons

I was at a small business office in La Mirada today. The client that called to have his GPS looked at was caucasian, but the computer I ended up using to troubleshoot it belonged to a Korean employee. His cell phone was in front of the computer, so it was easy for me to see who was calling when the typically-Korean ballad ringtone went off.

The front display read "Mistress".

The guy was in his 30's. Had a wedding ring. He spoke to his "mistress" in Korean, telling her he was busy and would call back later.

Wonder if he had any kids?