old Eminem = rapped about his mommy a lot
new Eminem = flies around in the ring like a white Rey Mysterio
I realized that I haven't really said anything about my new job, and frankly, there isn't much to say. It sucks, but it pays the bills. At least I'm not dealing with babies that complain about World of Warcraft all day.
Unoriginal opening sentence wherein I express the belief that 2018 was a pretty good year for cinema, but not as great as 2017. Standard-iss...
I was just telling the now-25-year-old Wench about this, as she just had her gangsta birthday party yesterday (which was awesome btw). So ...
Yes, it's finally here. The list everybody and their mom have been waiting for. What took you so long, you ask? Well (a) I've been ...