Sunday, October 01, 2006
ZOMG the Horde killed Kenny
That's effin' awesome.
Dear Chris Tomlin,
I don't want to be a jerk or anything, but can you stop singing so damn high? Not everyone can afford to have their balls removed so they can hit those high notes you seem to love so much. How about putting the capo down a fret or two, or better yet, don't use one. I dare you. I triple-dog-dare you. Sing like a normal human being and maybe the kids at my church will start liking your songs more, instead of that Hillsong crap.
I keed, I keed. You'll never replace Hillsong for them.
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