Night Before the "Conference"

Uh, hello?
"Hey, guess what?"
"I got first place."
Who is this?
"...what do you mean 'who is this'?"
I think you have the wrong number.
"It's fuckin' Jeanette fool."
I don't know any Jeanettes.

True story.
5 minutes ago.
And she sounded totally wasted, kinda like Britney (scroll down).

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