Friday, June 16, 2006
Take It Easy
Chuck Norris fact of the day: Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Jack Black is the funniest man on the planet.
If you don't agree with the statement above, you're probably not going to like Nacho Libre. I dunno, maybe you will -- the movie has midgets. Midgets are funny. It's a scientific fact that a midget can make a movie better by 38.2 percent. And this movie has TWO midgets! That makes it my favorite movie of the year (so far).
but I don't believe in God, I believe in science
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