Friday, June 30, 2006

Nerf Superman

1. ability to fly
2. super strength (although this varies - sometimes he has trouble holding up airplanes, and sometimes he can lift a whole island, even a kryptonite island)
3. faster than a locomotive, and as fast as Flash (sorry Flash, we don't need you)
4. eyes that can shoot fricken' laser beams (or fire beams, whatever)
5. x-ray vision, useful for stalking his son (spoiler)
6. icy breath, kinda like the Simpson sisters
7. ability to turn back time by flying around the Earth super fast
8. kiss of forgetfulness, which made Lois Lane forget that Clark Kent is Superman, among other important information (not really a spoiler, the movie came out 26 years ago)
9. "super" cellophane to incapacitate villains dressed in 80's costumes... for 2 seconds


Is there anything he can't do?

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Movie Night #9



or





This one's gonna be kidna different. I'm not sure how many are people are going to show up to this thing now that it's on Wednesday. (58% of you voted for it -- what, you didn't vote? Then too bad.) So I'm going to put a choice between two movies: movie A is a buddy comedy (that I just recently watched for the second time) and movie B is a gun flick (that I saw few months ago). So I'll choose the movie depending on if anyone bothers showing up. Or whoever comes can pick. Who knows, maybe we can even watch both. So it's next Wednesday at 8:00pm (that's June 28th). Be there or be gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, J. Lo.

Friday, June 16, 2006

Take It Easy





Chuck Norris fact of the day: Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.



Jack Black is the funniest man on the planet.

If you don't agree with the statement above, you're probably not going to like Nacho Libre. I dunno, maybe you will -- the movie has midgets. Midgets are funny. It's a scientific fact that a midget can make a movie better by 38.2 percent. And this movie has TWO midgets! That makes it my favorite movie of the year (so far).



but I don't believe in God, I believe in science

Friday, June 09, 2006

Play It Again, Sam





Chuck Norris fact of the day: Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.



Happy birthday, Stev. And Mike.

Job's going good. I'm so much slower than other guys. I have a long way to go.

I'm still coughing. Not as much as before, but lots of loogie.

Looks like Wednesday is in the lead for new Movie Nights. Vote! (on my AIM profile)

Go Team Venture!



we're left to wonder why he left us all behind

Saturday, June 03, 2006

You're It

Chuck Norris fact of the day: When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.



I got "tagged." Yay.

1. 4 Jobs:
a. Bl*zz*rd
b. Best Buy
c. Century Theater
d. Cingular

2. 4 Things I wish I had done earlier:
a. get a car
b. go to film school
c. try harder in high school
d. get into sports

3. 4 Places I have lived:
a. Fullerton, CA
b. Garden Grove, CA
c. Corona, CA
d. World of Warcraft

4. 4 Countries I've been to:
a. Mexico
b. Korea
c. That's about it.
d. I need to travel.

5. 4 Countries I'd like to visit:
a. Japan
b. Italy
c. England
d. North Korea

6. 4 Favorite dishes:
a. In-N-Out
b. King Taco
c. Jerry's (SAUSAGE!!!)
d. ramen

7. 4 Sites I visit daily:
a. xanga/blogger/myspace/whocares
b. Evil Avatar
c. Ain't It Cool News
d. stereogum

8. 4 Software applications I can't live without:
a. WoW
b. Firefox
c. Winamp
d. BitTornado

9. 4 Things I'll never forget:
a. my first day in America
b. Grand Canyon
c. the yellow stick
d. the first trip to Pismo

10. 4 People I tag:
a. Can I just end this?
b. And not tag anyone?
c. Am I going to get some mysterious Internet voodoo curse?
d. Hell with it.



I would gladly bet my life upon it

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