Chuck Norris fact of the day: Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
So, the first day was pretty great.
But I found out I'm not allowed to discuss my job or any related topics on this blog(especially regarding the game), or I will be punished (i.e. get fired). And this is for the guys that play the game: DO NOT TELL ANYONE (especially in-game) THAT I WORK FOR B**ZZ*RD. Oh, and another thing: DO NOT ASK ME TO "HOOK YOU UP" WITH "EPIC LOOT" OR SUMMON YOU TO MOUNT HYJAL OR KILL RAGNAROS FOR YOU OR ANY OF THAT NONSENSE. (I'm putting it in caps because it's important, so don't take it the wrong way.)
So no more talk about this.
But I can discuss my first day with you in private if you're really curious. Just ask.
For sticking it out to the end, I'll give you a little treat.
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