Tuesday, April 25, 2006

The Ass or the Crotch





Chuck Norris fact of the day: Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.



I heart Fight Club. I saw it last night for the first time in about two years and it was just as awesome as I remembered. It's been too long since Fincher's last movie. Norton hasn't had a decent role since The 25th Hour. Only one doing well is Pitt, who's boinking Angelina Jolie. Bastard.

My aunt called me this morning, and asked to meet on Thursday. I haven't seen her in more than a year. I wonder what that's about?

Am I the only one that liked Silent Hill? Does that make me a demented freak? Or do I just have bad taste?

Whoever said "all of the above" gets to pat himself on the back.



comin’ on strong, Baudelaire

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