Thursday, March 30, 2006

A Word from the Prez

He perfectly captured the essence of my single worst fear.

Chuck Norris fact of the day: Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

Currently I'm thinking about:
  • Quanch Squad. Are they doing their homework? Dammit, we better not sound like crap on Saturday.
  • Guitar Hero. They resetted the game at work so the hard songs have to be unlocked again. I couldn't play "Bark at the Moon" today like I wanted to...
  • ...but I could play it right now at home. Duh.
  • Work. I'm getting to know more people. It's funny, I've been there since October (almost six months) yet... yeah. I don't leave good first impressions.
  • Kingdom Hearts 2. I have it. It's going on my "play after you master expert mode on Guitar Hero" list.
  • Everything is Illuminated. This is going on the Movie Night list. When? Soon. Don't be distressed.
  • Next week. I'm only scheduled to work one day. Four hours at that. So free. So poor.
  • My license. I got it back. I could drive again. No more getting crap from Rebecca Chang when I have to drive them somewhere like, oh... THE BEACH. You think I forgot? Once you're on my blacklist, you stay there fo' life.
  • Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

now I got the world swingin' from my nuts

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Brokeback to the Future

Chuck Norris fact of the day: In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

Grace's baby shower was fun. Her roommate was nice. The "Liusagna" was good, particularly the long piece of hair conveniently sandwiched between the eggplant and... more eggplants. I met G-Rad. "I have so awkward!" Simpsons Clue is pretty great. Awesome gift. Oh, and can't forget about the Oh Show.

There was only one thing missing last night: GUITAR HERO. Someone get Grace an effing TV.

what planet is this

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Dear Warner Brothers,

Please grab the rights for Watchmen from Paramount and get James McTeigue to direct it. After seeing what he did with V For Vendetta, I have full confidence that he'll do a great job with it. I guess you can get those wacky Wachowski brothers to write/produce it too.

p.s. I suggest you cast Natalie Portman for... does it really matter? Just put her in all your movies. Thank you.



Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Jesus is My Guild Leader

Just as everything was starting to look grim, there's a glimmer of hope.

I'm out of shape. I got some flab in the midsection, which fascinates me and horrifies me at the same time. Father time is starting to catch up to this little boy. Speaking of which, my right ankle has been hurting for awhile. I tweaked it sometime ago while playing basketball and it hasn't healed completely. I'm going to get a brace and see how that works out.

I less-than-three Guitar Hero. Seems like others are feeling the same way. I think they liked it more than the movie on Saturday. I shall master the "hard mode" soon. Oh, and a second guitar controller would be nice.

oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Monday, March 06, 2006

Lightning Bolt

Chuck Norris fact of the day: They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."

Lakers won. Clippers lost. DAMN YOU KAVE-MAN!

Sam and Charles have potty mouths.

These girl scout cookies are crazy delicious.

Tennis was fun. My arm is still sore. Let's do it again.

Crash?! Are you kidding me? That is the most overrated movie since... Million Dollar Baby! And they're both written by the same guy!

I can't get behind that

Saturday, March 04, 2006


Chuck Norris fact of the day: Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

I got my tax refund! And I pick up my paycheck today! I can eat!

gonna trek this shit around

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Un-pimp Your Ride III

Chuck Norris fact of the day: Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... 47 times.

Does Paul Walker have a twin brother? I ask because he's been on a roll lately, making two good movies that came out within weeks of each other. And they couldn't be anymore different. Eight Below was good family film, but it really wasn't because he had anything to do with it; it was all about the dogs. But he really surprised me with Running Scared. That movie is insane. It's a hard "R" flick about gangsters and crooked cops and two f-words in every sentence and people getting their heads blown off. I'm not going to say anything else because I don't want to give anything away. You just need to experience it. It's a future Movie Night candidate, for sure.

let's pretend we're in Antarctica

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Un-pimp Your Ride II

Chuck Norris fact of the day: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

I finally finished watching the rest of Prince of Tennis yesterday in a mini-marathon session. It took only what, three years? I admit it, I did get a little emotional on the final episode. When Echizen was playing against Tezuka... you know what I'm talking about.

Paul knows what I'm talking about.

I was pissed when it ended because I naturally wanted to see what happens at the U.S. Open and the nationals. I did a little research and found out that the first OVA is coming out at the end of March so the fansub will hopefully be out shortly after.

let's pretend we don't exist

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