Chuck Norris fact of the day: If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.
I take it back, THIS could be the greatest movie ever made.
Movie Night #5 could be held this week, but I'm not sure yet. Stay tuned.
tell them now your pleasure's set upon slow release