Chuck Norris fact of the day: Chuck Norris CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And he can do it with one hand.
I rode on the bus yesterday for the first time in what, 12 years? It was fun. Though I kept thinking that there might be a bomb on the bus and that it would explode if we go below 50 MPH. Thankfully we didn't go on the freeway.
never gonna come back down