Me llamo Leonard

My eyes are getting worse. What else is new?

I accidently washed my last paycheck when I forgot to take it out of my sweatshirt before doing the laundry. I got locked out of my house yesterday when I forgot to take my keys. I'm gonna get a tattoo on my forehead that reminds to change my underwear everyday.

Yeah, like that'll work.

Mana mana.
Simple, yet addicting.