Wednesday, December 14, 2005
As Regards Spoilification
KONG is good. He's also a badass. Who else can fight not one, not two, but THREE T-rexes while holding a barbie doll -- err, Naomi Watts -- and win?
Oh, and Darth Vader is Luke's father, Bruce Willis is a ghost, Norman Bates is the real killer, and Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze.
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