Friday, December 23, 2005

Grandma Death

As I was walking home this morning, I passed by an elderly lady that looked a lot like that crazy old woman from DONNIE DARKO, except she had shorter hair (but still all over the place) and she wore navy blue sweats. She had a confused look in her eyes, as if she was lost.

Oh, and she was holding a kitchen knife in her right hand.

As I passed her by, everything seemed to slow down like an effin' John Woo flick while my eyes were transfixed on that damn knife. After a few steps, I looked back to make sure she wasn't going to lunge on to my back like a granny ninja. She didn't.

I wonder where she is now. I wonder what the knife was for. I wonder if I was lucky.

where were they going without ever knowing the way

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Mr. Freeze

Damn it, is it mother effin' Christmas yet?! I'm so over the "holidays." I hate how everyone gets gift-obsessed and doesn't even bother to think about the man whose birthday we're celebrating. And I can say that because I'm the biggest hypocrite alive.

James' grandmother randomely barged into my room couple of days ago and freaked me out. It's fortunate that I had some clothes on, because I usually prance around my room in my skivvies when I'm alone.

My electronic blanket thingy keeps getting turned off in the middle of the night due to the plug, uh, unplugging. So I woke up today frozen again. Prime suspect: James' grandmother.

we are accidents waiting, waiting to happen

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

As Regards Spoilification

KONG is good. He's also a badass. Who else can fight not one, not two, but THREE T-rexes while holding a barbie doll -- err, Naomi Watts -- and win?

Oops, spoiler.

Oh, and Darth Vader is Luke's father, Bruce Willis is a ghost, Norman Bates is the real killer, and Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Me llamo Leonard

My eyes are getting worse. What else is new?

I accidently washed my last paycheck when I forgot to take it out of my sweatshirt before doing the laundry. I got locked out of my house yesterday when I forgot to take my keys. I'm gonna get a tattoo on my forehead that reminds to change my underwear everyday.

Yeah, like that'll work.

Mana mana.
Simple, yet addicting.

Friday, December 02, 2005

Talk to Me, Goose

Are you pondering what I'm pondering? If you're pondering what the best dance sequence in the history of cinema is, then no, you're not. Why not? Because I already know the answer to that, Chachi:

I don't have much else to write about, so I'm gonna just list off some random links.

Remember that Bollywood remake of OLDBOY I told ya'll about? Well here's the little teaser trailer. Thanks to Mike Lee who sent me the link.

This is only funny if you play WoW.

Hmm, I thought I had more. Next time.

get up, get up, come on, come on, let's go

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