Does the world really need a sequel to a Vin Diesel movie without Vin Diesel? That would be like making a sequel to FAST AND THE FURIOUS withou... aww dammit. Anyway, he's been replaced by Ice Cube* for the sequel no one asked for. I can hardly wait for the inevitable -- XXX 3: NO, IT'S STILL NOT PORN.
Something's definitely not right with the world because now I have not just one, but two SpongeBob boxers. Oh and I saw the SpongeBob movie last week and I flippin loved it. Yeah, I can't believe I just typed that either. There were just the five of us in the whole theater and I was the laughing the loudest. I demand a spinoff movie, nay, A WHOLE DAMN SERIES for Plankton**!
*Ice Cube?! Yeah, when I think of the word "extreme" he's the 624th person I think of.
**I have a thing for cartoon characters with British accents.
Unoriginal opening sentence wherein I express the belief that 2018 was a pretty good year for cinema, but not as great as 2017. Standard-iss...
I was just telling the now-25-year-old Wench about this, as she just had her gangsta birthday party yesterday (which was awesome btw). So ...
Yes, it's finally here. The list everybody and their mom have been waiting for. What took you so long, you ask? Well (a) I've been ...