Saturday, December 25, 2004

New Jersey Shore

This is a tribute to the Best. Show. Ever.* and Jeon-san, who got all three DVD sets for me. You're the best.

My name is...
Shake-zula
The mic rulah
The old schoolah
You wanna trip, I'll bring it to ya

Frylock and I'm on top
Rock you like a cop
Meatwad you're up next
With your knock-knock

Meatwad make the money see
Meatwad get the honeys, G
Drivin' in my car
Livin' like a star
Ice on my fingers and my toes
And I'm a Taurus

'Cause we are the Aqua Teens
Make the homeys say ho
And the girlies wanna scream
'Cause we are the Aqua Teens
Make the homeys say ho
And the girlies wanna scream

Yeah, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Number one in the hood, G



*Also has the Best. Theme song. Ever.

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Plan Z

Does the world really need a sequel to a Vin Diesel movie without Vin Diesel? That would be like making a sequel to FAST AND THE FURIOUS withou... aww dammit. Anyway, he's been replaced by Ice Cube* for the sequel no one asked for. I can hardly wait for the inevitable -- XXX 3: NO, IT'S STILL NOT PORN.

Something's definitely not right with the world because now I have not just one, but two SpongeBob boxers. Oh and I saw the SpongeBob movie last week and I flippin loved it. Yeah, I can't believe I just typed that either. There were just the five of us in the whole theater and I was the laughing the loudest. I demand a spinoff movie, nay, A WHOLE DAMN SERIES for Plankton**!


*Ice Cube?! Yeah, when I think of the word "extreme" he's the 624th person I think of.

**I have a thing for cartoon characters with British accents.

Sunday, December 19, 2004

Gimp Biscuit

I'M FINALLY DONE WITH SCHOOL, BIAAAAATCH!

- Tuesday was the broadcasting final. I bombed that.
- Thursday was the Japanese final. I did alrite on that.
- Thursday I also turned in the take-home-final for American Cinema. I hope I didn't bomb that.

It looks like I was done on Thursday, but UH UH. You are wrong, my friends. I also had to write a studio report AND a director report for the aforementioned American Cinema class, due by midnight, TONIGHT. So I worked on those two papers all weekend and just finished them five minutes ago. I gotta say, it feels good. The reports turned out pretty craptacular, but I'm feeling good nonetheless.

Coming up: youth group retreat 29-31, tubing with the jr high group this Thursday, lots of preparing and practicing for praise the whole week, oh and Christmas weekend. Guess correctly which one I'm looking forward to the most and I'll give you a nookie.

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Friday, December 10, 2004

OLDTOY



Isn't that the coolest thing ever? I want it for Christmas. Actually, no, I'm boycotting Christmas. I won't be getting anyone gifts since that would be impossible with a negative balance in the bank account, so I won't be expecting to receive any gifts either. See ya next Christmas!

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Hard Broiled

I need to get a camcorder so I can do a remake of this starring Jude Law with 10 times more budget and 10 times more suck.

Finals are next week. Studying done in preparation: none. At least I'm done with that horrible research paper for that horrible broadcasting class, which that horrible teacher made us write SINGLE-SPACED. Honestly, who does that in this day and age? Isn't that illegal or something? He probably eats babies for breakfast.

EM praise. Oh, the joy.

Sunday, December 05, 2004

Jes.




The talent show was great. Every one did really well, and it's cool to see guys like SWAB getting better and better each time. Our band didn't do as well as we did during practice, but we still had fun (especially Pablo and Keisuke). The important thing is the youth group made over $500 for the retreat. Good stuff.

Friday, December 03, 2004

Deep Breath

Things to do over the weekend:

- research paper for broadcasting due on Tuesday

- talent show on Saturday

- make up assignments for American Cinema

- start preparing for Winter retreat praise sets

- call the game store that keeps giving me the runaround on hiring me; honestly, if you don't like me, just tell me I'm not hired. Stop telling me you need "few more days" to check on my application. I passed up an interview with Target to wait for a phone call from these guys. Assholes.

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