Today's LOTD: I was thinking, in a couple of years when I have my own Vespa, I could join these guys. But then they started doing homoerotic poses. Now I'm just not sure anymore.
I'm broke. I'm gonna try to get a job by the end of the week. I hear Toys R Us is hiring seasonals.
Unoriginal opening sentence wherein I express the belief that 2018 was a pretty good year for cinema, but not as great as 2017. Standard-iss...
I was just telling the now-25-year-old Wench about this, as she just had her gangsta birthday party yesterday (which was awesome btw). So ...
Yes, it's finally here. The list everybody and their mom have been waiting for. What took you so long, you ask? Well (a) I've been ...