Tuesday, September 21, 2004

No, committing seppuku is not an option.

My "Intro to Boring Crap Broadcasting" class is filled with flippin' idiots.

Instructor: So let's name off some FOX channels. There's FOX Sports, FOX News...
Regular Student: FOX Family.
Instructor: Oh really? Okay, FOX Family...
Smacktard #1: Home & Garden?
Instructor: FOX Home & Garden?
Smacktard #1: Oh no! Nevermind.

Instructor: Anyone watch the PAX channel? Who watches it regularly?
Bimbo #38: Ooh ooh!
Instructor: How often do you watch it?
Bimbo #38: Oh I just watch "Touched by An Angel."
Instructor: What kind of advertising do you see on that channel?
Bimbo #38: Uhh... I've only seen it once. I was flipping through channels.
Instructor: ...

Instructor: Let's talk about video recording. What kind of programs do you guys record with your VCR?
Regular Student #2: Movies.
Instructor: Good. How about you?
Smacktard with Lisp: At my houthe, V-thi-R is obtholete. We uthe DVR to record thtuff. We have 47 DVD'th of the Olympicth.
Instructor: O... kay...

It's okay. I've lost my faith in mankind years ago.

4 comments:

  1. Not to be messed but this you straight up laugh at any of them because I would have...

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  2. HAHAHHA. i had fun reading that. i like the names you used to call them. especially "smacktard." HAHAHHA

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  3. in my math class...

    teacher: (reads a word problem) "so...the problem says...in China there are more than 1.5 billion people living in the communist country..."

    student: "umm not everyone is communist in china are they?"

    teacher: "no, its unfortunate their government is..."

    student: "not everyone in China are communist, my mom told me that"

    teacher: "yes not everyone is communist in China"

    student: "yea not everyone who lives in China are communist"

    teacher "yes.... um, okay"

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  4. wicked post... I'm taking tv pros, broadcast, mass media.. yada yada.. and mm hmm, they don't "filter out" the simple-minded ;)... it's quite entertaining might I add, keeps me awake in class.... keep rockin'

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