Wait, she won the Wimbledon title? She plays tennis?
I had a dream that I was the king of the mountains, the Mountain King, if you will. Ya'll were my subjects. I enjoyed my kingly life by staying in bed everyday and making my subjects do the same. I was loved. Man, Nyquil messed me up pretty good.
Unoriginal opening sentence wherein I express the belief that 2018 was a pretty good year for cinema, but not as great as 2017. Standard-iss...
I was just telling the now-25-year-old Wench about this, as she just had her gangsta birthday party yesterday (which was awesome btw). So ...
Yes, it's finally here. The list everybody and their mom have been waiting for. What took you so long, you ask? Well (a) I've been ...