Tuesday, March 30, 2004

Pope Alexander


We saw this movie on TV the other day. Well, maybe not exactly this movie.





Speaking of movies, go watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. RIGHT NOW. Go ahead, I'll wait.



...



Wasn't it great?

Wednesday, March 24, 2004

The Quick and the Dead


Just two things before I fall asleep:

1. Happy birthday Gracie. You may now drink all the bad things you've been drinking without fear for The Man. Yes, I am talking about your dangerous addiction to coffee. "I'm so excited! I just can't hide it!" - Jesse Spano

2. As long as I'm with Paul and Dooj, we will find something to laugh about. Something stupid. "Do it." "Is that her? Yes."

Sunday, March 21, 2004

Law & Order


I just got home after watching some NBA action at Doojin's house. On my way home, a cop pulled over beside me. We had a nice little chat.

Pig: Hey, stop. (waits for me to stop my bike and look at him) Where are you going?
Me: Home.
Pig: Where's that?
Me: (points ahead) Over there on Artesia.
Pig: Where are you coming from?
Me: From my friend's house.
Pig: How old are you?
Me: 24.
Pig: You sound like you're annoyed with my questions. Why is that?
Me: Well...let's just say that I've had some back luck with cops.
Pig: Oh yeah? Like what?
Me: Like getting my car taken away.
Pig: A cop took your car?
Me: Yup.
Pig: Why?
Me: I didn't renew my registration.
Pig: It was over six months?
Me: ...Something like that.
Pig: (starts talking less like a dick) Well ya know, we don't just take cars from anyone.
Me: Yeah I know.
Pig: You know you're missing a headlight on your bike?
Me: You mean this? (points at something on the handlebar)
Pig: ...That's the reflector. You don't have a headlight.
Me: Okay...
Pig: Have you ever been arrested?
Me: No.
Pig: Sure?
Me: Pretty sure.
Pig: Listen, I only stopped you because there's a guy going around trying to break into parked cars around here.
Me: On Artesia?
Pig: No. On Malvern.
Me: Okay...
Pig: Alright. I'll let you get home then. Be careful with that bike.
Me: ...

I really have nothing to say after that.

Saturday, March 20, 2004

No shoes, no entry.


I had a dream that I applied for a job...at Islands. All they had left was a "maintenance" position. I politely refused.

I woke up and wept.

All Koreans need to hook each other up, especially for cell phones. That's the unwritten rule, according to a short Korean man who "forgot" to get insurance for his (now long lost) phone. I promptly pointed at Harold the newb, and declared him the official "I-have-to-deal-with-cheap-ass-Koreans-all-day-because-Daniel-thinks-he's-a-white-guy" guy.

I almost got hit by a van while coming home.

All in all, a normal day.

Friday, March 19, 2004

Monster


This is motherfreaking ridiculous. I'm so looking for a new job.

My favorite swear word? Wanker.

More Silent Hill 4 goodies.

Wednesday, March 17, 2004

Boomerang Snake


I had a nasty stomachache in the morning, so I called in sick. It went away after about 30 minutes of me rolling around on my bed in pain, funnily enough around 10 o'clock -- the time the store opens. I could have called and told them I was okay enough to come to work after all...but really, would you? I stayed home and played some new Metal Gear. Oh and watched more Japanese porn anime.

Life is good. Sometimes.

Tuesday, March 16, 2004

The Great Depression




Wigs are very scarce in South Korea these days, and people will fight tooth and nail for them, even "civilized" politicians. The two party boys in the front don't seem to care though. They're having the time of their lives dancing to Usher's "Yeah."

I saw Kevin Sun yesterday when he came in to pay his phone bill. He looked pretty much the same -- same hair, same walk, same huge head. He's been going to a church in Irvine, 'cause FPC sucks. Well he didn't say that last part, but we all know that's why he left.

I've been having weird dreams, like getting shot by Adrian and Doojin. What the hell did I do to you guys?!

Saturday, March 13, 2004

Ong-Bak


Panom Yeerum. Tony Ja.

Remember those names. (It's the same guy.) He's gonna be a star someday.

He can kick Jet Li's ass, Van Damme's ass, Jackie Chan's ass...hell, he can probably kick your mom's ass too.

Wednesday, March 10, 2004

Funky Bunch


I had two dreams last night.

Dream #1:
I was playing guitar with the EM praise team for service. Mark all of sudden tells everyone to stop and says, "We're not going to continue until Daniel gets it right." Then he tells me to play an E scale. I get nervous since everyone is watching me, and I mess up bad.

Dream #2:
Bah. I forgot.

random note: Steve's dad sleeps with his hand down his pants. He is the Korean Al Bundy.

Wednesday, March 03, 2004

Coming Thursdays On UPN




Spams are getting out of hand. It's bad enough that people I don't know are sending me viruses and worms on a weekly basis, but do I have to go through volumes of email about a girl named Candy and her fondness of horses? Hell. No.

Tuesday, March 02, 2004

Uncultured Bitches


I really don't want to like these guys 'cause I think they're pretentious assholes, but if they keep making kickass videos like the one for "Reptilia" I'm gonna remain a (reluctant) fan of The Strokes. "But Dan," you say, "it's just the band playing the song. There's nothing going on in the video. It's boring." Au contrare, baby. Have you not heard the term, "less is more?" No? Then shut up and go read a book.

Monday, March 01, 2004

Big D


I bought 4 games today:
The Getaway (PS2), Dead or Alive 3 (XBOX), Final Fantasy Chronicles - Final Fantasy IV & Chrono Trigger (PS1), and Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1).

Total cost for all games: $75.34 after tax.

Sad thing is, I probably won't get to play them anytime soon because I'm currently obsessed with Final Fantasy XI. Oh, and I work every freaking day.

I'm seriously thinking about switching to part time. I hate working there so much. It'll also make it easier for me to get back into things at church. I'm pretty sure I'll be able to survive on part time wages, so it could be a go in a few weeks.

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