Friday, October 10, 2003

I'm a fucking idiot.


This chubby black guy comes in to the store and asks if I could change four $5 bills for a $20 bill. I tell him I can, check in the cash drawer, pull out the only 20 left, and give it to him. He hands me the four bills. I take it, turn around, and put them back in the drawer. He says, "dude, what is this? You gave me a dollar bill." I look back, and lo and behold, he's holding a dollar bill. Feeling like a moron, I look back in the drawer and tell him we're out of $20 bills. He says he'll just take two 10's. I hand them over. He leaves.

2 seconds after he leaves the store, I realize what just happened. I got fucking duped! I ask Tamara (the new girl) after she comes out of the bathroom if we had any 20's in the drawer. She says we should have just one.

Feeling like an even bigger moron, I bang my head on the desk. Repeatedly.

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