This week has been relatively uneventful, except when I got abducted by a gangster alien from Mars.
Today I --
-- sweated to the oldies. I'm getting better on the skateboard, I think.
-- watched a goofy Japanese dude make Royce Gracie (only the 3 time UFC champ) look like a little chump.
-- fell on my ass right in front of a customer. Literally.
-- didn't sell any phones. Probably because I fell on my ass right in front of a customer.
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