On the walk home from the parking lot -
"Hey man. You Chinese? Hehe. Can you give me 50 cents? Hehe."
First you make fun of me, then you ask me for money? Were you raised by retarded monkeys, kid?
Speaking of kids, if I ever have any, they ain't gonna learn piano. That thing weighs a motherfreaking ton. We all got hernias.
McG needs to go back to directing music videos. He seems to like Prodigy, he should direct one for them. This guy better not direct Superman like I've been hearing.
Life is beautiful. Right?
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