The Friday Five

I'm going camping at Big Bear with jr high kids for the weekend. Fun fun.

1. What brand of toothpaste do you use?
Crest fresh mint.

2. What brand of toilet paper do you prefer?
Silk.

3. What brand(s) of shoes do you wear?
Dirty ass navy Converse All-Stars. It ain't exactly navy anymore, and too many people have 'em. I need new shoes.

4. What brand of soda do you drink?
Coke. Vanilla. Shaken, not stirred.

5. What brand of gum do you chew?
I don't like chewing gum. They mess up my jaws.