Monday, January 13, 2003

Pirate Joke Day

1. Did you guys hear about that new Pirate movie?

Yeah. I guess it's going to be rated Arrrrrr.

That's Sung Chi's favorite joke of all time.

2. A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey you’ve got a steering wheel in your crotch.” The pirate says “Arrrr it’s driving me nuts.”

3. A kid dresses up as a pirate for Halloween. He goes up to a woman's house. She answers the door. He says "Trick or treat" and she replies "Ahoy there, pirate. Where are your Buccaneers?" He says "They're on my bucking head, you bucking idiot!"

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