Friday, January 17, 2003

Ladies and gentlemen, herrrrre's Ben.


"Tia's here."
"Who?"
"Tia."
"Slut."
"You know, she is."
"Really?'
"She's going out with Ryan."
"She did, or she is?"
"She is."
"Oh."
"I bet they have sex. Anal sex."

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

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