Tuesday, December 03, 2002

today at work


Christie: That's okay. Daniel will help me. Right?
Daniel: Huh?

Melissa: Do you have a girlfriend?
Daniel: No.
Melissa: Why not?
Daniel: I dunno.
(after 5 seconds of silence)
Melissa: Do you have a boyfriend?
Daniel: No.
(after 5 seconds of Melissa's laughing)
Daniel: You're supposed to say, "why not?"
Melissa: (still laughing) Why not?
Daniel: I dunno.

Ryan (manager): How old are you man?
Daniel: 22.
Ryan: What?! You serious?
Daniel: Yeah. I'm actually turning 23 in January. How old did you think I was?
Ryan: 12. What are you doing still hosting man?
Daniel: Yeah! Why am I still a host?
Ryan: You're a hard worker man. You should get promoted real soon. As soon as you stop being a jackass.
Daniel: Dude, you know I can't help that. It's in my bones!
Ryan: Yeah I know. We'll just give you a button that says "Jackass" that you can wear on your shirt. People will probably give you sympathy tips. "Let it go honey. He's a jackass."

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