I got two fortune cookies from Panda Express for some reason.
I guess the girl at the counter made a mistake.
Or maybe she thought I was cute and gave me an extra one.
Cookie #1: You will soon find new adventure in life.
Cookie #2: You shall attain great wisdom with each passing year.
Well, duh. You only get wiser as you get older. You gain wisdom from each passing experience. Tell me something I don't know!
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