"You're looking pretty FIERCE girl!"
I am the Champion of Monopoly.
The servers at Islands complain about Asians a lot. Especially to me.
Y'see, they're poor tippers. Especially the teenagers.
And after all the bitching, they always say, "no offense."
Like I'm offended.
There's this server, Melissa.
She's funny. And outgoing.
And she has the exact same birthday as me, even the year.
We were pretty busy because it was Veteran's Day, and the poor girl worked hard all day.
So naturally she ended up bitching about Asians.
I had the best dream this morning.
Only if it came true...
Three squeaking girls = squeaking triplets = the squeaklets.