Nightmare on Artesia Street
Nightmare 1: Little Erin became Samara, that girl from The Ring. She even did the creepy walk.
Nightmare 2: I got to work about an hour late, and Christie got really mad at me. It was scary. She was still hot though.
Unoriginal opening sentence wherein I express the belief that 2018 was a pretty good year for cinema, but not as great as 2017. Standard-iss...