Dijonnaise: Actually, I've been doing #3. That's just my style. It ain't really popular though. I wonder why.
I was a hobbit.
Frodo and I were stranded on a boat that was sinking fast.
Frodo was going crazy because he couldn't find Sally (Dooj's guitar).
I found it, then we both got out and swam to shore.
I rode some waves on Sally (with the case).
I remember feeling bad for the dwarves on the boat.
They stayed on the boat and died.
Ahh... those noble dwarves.