dear mr. daniel.

frickin a, bones, i have a bone to pick with you.
who is the girl.
it's not fair dam you.
you know my object of affection.
and you used it against me in the presence of others on friday.
how rude. how very very rude.
and pompass.
please don't do that again, altho i am not bitter.

tell me who the girl is or die!