Monday, October 21, 2002

Boner's Highlight of the Day

You know how I always mess around with Eric by saying "your mom!" all the time? Well I did that with Ben, this other host I usually work with, today.

Here's some samples:

Ben: "Hey what's in that package?"
Dan: "Your mom!"
Ben: "How did they fit her in there?"

Ben: "Dude, did you see that chick over there on table 73? She's wearing like tiger skin or something."
Dan: "Who? Where?"
Ben: (points to table 73) "Over there. See her?"
Dan: "Dude your mom's hot."
Ben: "My mom's dead!"
(he was joking)

Dan: "Hey I'm off."
Ben: "See ya dude. Don't do anything stupid."
Dan: "Like, your mom?"
both of us: "Ohhhhhhhhh."

I feel like I'm in 7th grade.

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