Thursday, September 05, 2002

Diana and I just talked for like 2 hours.
About our love life(s).
Or lack thereof.
She said exactly what the others have said: "go and talk to her/tell her how you feel/take the initiative/yadda yadda yadda"


Like it's that easy.


Calvin: "What's it like to fall in love?"
Hobbes: "Well... Say the object of your affection walks by..."
Calvin: "Yeah?"
Hobbes: "First, your heart falls into your stomach and splashes your innards. All the moisture makes you sweat profusely. This condensation shorts the circuits to your brain, and you get all woozy. When your brain burns out altogether, your mouth disengages and you babble like a cretin until she leaves."
Calvin: "That's love?!?"
Hobbes: "Medically speaking."
Calvin: "Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!"

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