Tuesday, July 23, 2002

stupid joke of the day: a guy comes home, goes into his bedroom and says to his wife, "before we get started, go get me a beer." she goes and gets him a beer. he drinks it down and goes, "before we get started, go get me another beer." she goes and gets him another beer. he drinks it down and says, "alright, before we get started go get me a sandwich." she says (in a high, obnoxious mocking voice) "before we get started make me a sandwich!" he goes, "it's started..."

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