Tuesday, July 09, 2002

"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"


You ever notice how similar Homer Simpson and Chief Wiggum are?
I mean, they gotta be long lost brothers.
They're both fat.
They're both really really dumb.
They're both immature.
But deep inside, they're just nice guys that love their family and try to provide for them.

***

Jules: Good to know I'm not the only bum around here. Did you know you're one of the few people that can always make me laugh? Not because you try to be funny or anything. I think it's 'cause you can be such a girly girl one minute, then BAM! You turn into an amazon. Hilarity ensues. Believe it or not, this is a compliment. You better treasure this moment, 'cause it doesn't happen often.

Beast: Good BBQ tonight. Why? 'Cause I don't feel sick afterwards. Dude we gotta move out of here. We could get evicted any moment. Tell your parents to hurry up and get down. "GIT DOWN GIT DOWN!!"

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