ozzy osborne is cute.
it's so sad to watch him cuz he's like
this really old grandpa who's always
disgruntled. he stutters, never knows wat's goin
on, and he shuffles instead of walking.
i'd like to flick his ears to see wat he'd do.
i'd like to flick YOUR ears someday as well.
jus for sheer amusement.
but i won't. you frighten me too much.
ozzy on the other hand, prince of
darkness or not, wouldn't know wat hit him.
these nice thoughts have left my heart
feelin warm and fuzzy.
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