Sunday, June 30, 2002

And so begins nothing.
All the girls there are too crazy for me.
Although there is this one girl... YEAH RIGHT.

Friday, June 28, 2002

And so it begins . . .
She likes you! She likes you!

Scenario: DoojPoOj and Paula walk into Islands, looking for Daniel.

Dooj: Is Daniel here?

Fine Lady that likes Daniel: YEA! He's right there, he'll come by soon.

DooJ: Hey Paul? I think she's been checking our Homie D out!

Paul: OHH what the crassies Daniel the crassies!!!!!

Daniel: Hey guys what's up?

Fine Lady: (gives Daniel the eye)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOOJ pooj is just kidding around he's bored out of his mind! :D She likes you She likes you!
Gawi scary... i wonder too what it is...
and wonder if i will ever get those weird things in my life...
scary tho...
GO GERMANY!!!
gotta go see minority report too

Thursday, June 27, 2002

Boner's 60 second review of Minority Report


Went to see this today, and I gotta say, it was really good. Though I think the movie would have been better if it had cut the last 15 minutes out, and ended with him facing the guy he's supposed to kill. The movie is based on a short story by Philip K. Dick, who also wrote stories that became "Total Recall" and "Blade Runner." I wanna read his stories now.

Tuesday, June 25, 2002

I had a nightmare the night before. A very bad one. I was so depressed after it I could not even get myself to move. Maybe another demon has been lurking around. I would not be surprised. Those blasted things have nothing better to do than to bother us. I was half-asleep when you got up and went back into the living room. For some reason I remember hearing you talking about your experience to the people in the living room, but I know I was not fully awake. I just remember it being really dark and I could see a picture of what was going on in the room. I am sure it will go away.

"Du. Du hast. Du hast meich."


Germany 1, Korea 0.

***

After the game, I tried to go to sleep on my bed, then I had one of those scissor-nightmare-thingies again. It was really weird, 'cause even though I couldn't see anything or move my body, I could hear the guys (Dooj, Eric, Paul, and Steve) in the living room talking. I tried to scream, but nothing came out. Then the "darkness" started to slowly go away... then BAM! It came back, stronger. All this time I knew Adrian was sleeping on his bed mere 5 feet away, so I tried yelling his name, to no avail. Finally after what seemed like forever, it went away. I could move my arms. I could see our room. I could see Adrian, out like a zombie. So are these "gawi" things nightmares, or demons, or what? My theory is, I was half-asleep. My mind was awake, but my body was still asleep. But that doesn't explain the "darkness."

***

My job is in jeopardy.
God help me.

Sunday, June 23, 2002

"My life needs a rewind/erase button."


Back from the retreat.
It was okay, though I didn't really get much out of it.
One thing that stood out was the group activity that we did last night, before the evening service. We were divided into groups, and were given a word. Then we were supposed to redo a praise song using that given word as the theme, with hand motions. There were some really weird and random words given: asteroid, beastmaster, disco cowboy, fish tacos, and my favorite, booya. My group's word: antenna. (blame Steve on that one)

For your torture enjoyment, here are the lyrics to the song we did.
(note: this is for those who weren't at the retreat - we were supposed to watch the World Cup game between Spain and Korea on Friday night, but we had trouble with the TV, so we couldn't see it - this song is about that)

Antenna Holder (remake of "History Maker" by Delirious)



Is is true today
The game is on today
Cloudless skies will break
As the booties shake
Yes it's true, and we believe it
We're cheering for you (except me)


Channel 12 is down
Janet's full of frown
The antenna ain't cool
We all sit like fools
Yes it's true, and we believe it
We're cheering for you (again, not me)


I wanna be the antenna holder in this land
I wanna be the bringer of World Cup to this house
I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna hold the antenna on the roof
The antenna on the roof for you
whoa didnt kno that u didnt have directions to get there...
but u got there...
retreat was good...
hope u had a good time there...
jacuz?
Note to no one: yesterday i went to go watch scooby doo..it stunk. it was alright for kids, but it stunk for me. they had this farting scene to get some laughs. i went w/ my cousin. it was her first movie. she was scared cuz it was a little loud, but she got used to it. then she was keep asking me when scooby doo was coming out cuz she didn't understand the previews...but she liked it pretty much. velma's really ugly, but she really is pretty, if you know what i mean. report cards came, and i didn't really care about the soccer game, but i really wanted them to win this time because when my mom came home, she wouldn't be mad at me for report cards if Korea won, and they did, and she wasn't that mad. but i went to go watch minority's report....sooooo good! but i knew i would have nightmares, and i did. oh man, i couldn't sleep. and i was scared. it's summer so junior's shedding and i dont' want her in the house, but i was scared. so i said to myself in my head, "if junior wakes up when i'm lowering the blind, she'll come in for this night." and i seriously did it as quietly as possible, but she woke up and i let her in. usually, if she REALLY can't come in, i have this small pillow and i hold it and pretend it's junior. but i kept thinking i was killing someone and i knew the future, and i tried to avoid it, but since i knew my future and was trying to avoid it, it made me kill that person...and the time was drawing so near! i was so scared..and my sister came home late, i was half awake...and i heard her walking, but it seemed like someone else, so i got up, like i was never sleeping. every time i was about to sleep, i heard weird noises. but my sister came next to me and stayed with me for a while. and there were these weird noises on my left side...like click noises...and ever time i looked at it or listened reeeeaaaaaally hard, it went away. and then around my sister or laundry or my brother's room, there was a bumping sound, twice, and my sister and i both heard it...and i dunno..i was so scared. but it was a great movie. then i went to church on sunday....and went swimming in like 2 years! but i'm hungry but skinny. =)...but i will be eating pizza pretty soon =(....it's ok. pizza's good after you swim, but i'm gonna get in shape. and matt damon had nice shoulders, arms, and back. ah~.... i'm gonna buy ocean's 11 today...yay..if my dad lets me. and one more week of driver's ed! yay....and we have to find a prom hotel quick! and i must finish my book...and...junior is sad, and makes me sad...=(....ok..bye bye.

Friday, June 21, 2002

"Are you listening? Oh oh oh oh oh oh. Sing it back. Oh oh oh oh oh."


The retreat is today, and I haven't even packed yet!
I'll be going up there later with Dooj, after my lunch shift at Islands.
Wait, I don't have directions to get up there!
Kim JDSN was supposed to email it to me, but I guess he forgot.
Thanks Jundo. You're the BREAST.
Well I guess I can't go to the retreat then.
Dooj and I will hangout all weekend, go to the beach or something.
Sweetness.
No more blogging 'till Sunday.

Thursday, June 20, 2002

Note to all: haha! u guys are sooo funny!
If Korea played against U.S. in the semi-finals . . . CRAZY FUN~! I cannot wait for the game against Spain this Saturday. I will outside and cut down trees if that is what it will require to get reception. EVERYONE WEAR RED! Oh man . . . tears boy, tears . . .

Tuesday, June 18, 2002

Wow.
Korea beat Italy.
In overtime.
Sudden death.
2-1.
Sweeeeeeeeeeet.

Wouldn't it be crazy if Korea and U.S. met in the semifinals?!
It probably wouldn't happen though, 'cause U.S. is playing Germany in the quarterfinals, and you know how badass those Germans are.

"Mein leiben!"
hmmm... interesting stuff you posted... (=
mmm girls dance?
and jsut girls?
job of my dreams...
but i hate girls that just sing CONSTANTLY~
so DANG annoying.
GOOD LUCK boner!

Monday, June 17, 2002

IM's with Steve, who is 5 whole feet away:

BiGBoYChOi18 (9:57:20 PM): you want to go to jacuzzi?
DBones80 (9:57:36 PM): but it's so early
DBones80 (9:57:40 PM): it's ONLY 10
BiGBoYChOi18 (9:59:26 PM): hahaha still lets go
DBones80 (9:59:43 PM): quiet you beast
DBones80 (9:59:51 PM): i'm enjoying my german music
BiGBoYChOi18 (9:59:59 PM): haha
DBones80 (10:00:02 PM): mein leiben!
BiGBoYChOi18 (10:14:54 PM): jacuz?
BiGBoYChOi18 (10:15:07 PM): u dont feel like it?
DBones80 (10:15:09 PM): du.
DBones80 (10:15:12 PM): du hast.
DBones80 (10:15:15 PM): du hast meich.
DBones80 (10:15:23 PM): nein!
BiGBoYChOi18 (10:15:24 PM): do mai
BiGBoYChOi18 (10:15:26 PM): !
DBones80 (10:15:29 PM): NEIN!
BiGBoYChOi18 (10:18:34 PM): BOBA
DBones80 (10:18:43 PM): NEIN: german. def=hell no, unless some hot chick is gonna be there.
BiGBoYChOi18 (10:19:02 PM): do mai?
BiGBoYChOi18 (10:19:27 PM): uh...
BiGBoYChOi18 (10:19:31 PM): hot chicks?
BiGBoYChOi18 (10:19:43 PM): i kno hot men
DBones80 (10:19:51 PM): i know you do.
DBones80 (10:19:54 PM): you beast.
BiGBoYChOi18 (10:20:08 PM): i can make man friends fast
DBones80 (10:20:09 PM): i dont swing that way.
DBones80 (10:20:11 PM): the beast way.
BiGBoYChOi18 (10:20:22 PM): jacuz
BiGBoYChOi18 (10:20:25 PM): friends
DBones80 (10:20:32 PM): i dont need friends.
DBones80 (10:20:40 PM): ESPECIALLY man friends from jacuz

Friggin' beast.

"I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me. It resembles my own mind, except you happen to be insane."


I finally had some Islands food!
I got a Blue Wave burger and onion rings after my shift ended, since I'm always hungry after work.
It came out to be like $12(!!) but I got an employee discount so it was like $6.
Sweet.
The food was actually pretty good, but I don't think I'll pay that much for it. Good thing I get half off.

***

It looks like I can make it to the retreat after all (at least Saturday and Sunday), since someone's going to cover my Sunday shift. (it's a girl. ooo.)
I don't know why I asked her, since I'm not even remotely excited about this retreat, at all. Oh well. That's how I felt about the last retreat too, and it turned out okay. I think.

***

Work is actually pretty fun.
I'm getting used to the schedule, the workers, I mean the girls, the neverending "smiling", taking people's dirty dishes, and all that jazz.
And it's not just that.
I'm actually getting to know some people.
Crazy, ain't it?
Speaking of crazy, yeah, those girls are crazy.
They sing, constantly.
Oh, and they dance too. Constantly.
HOW THE HELL DID I END UP HERE?!?!
This is FUBAR.

***

U.S. beat Mexico last night, well actually this morning, 2-0.
That's right baby, SHUTOUT.
Dude, did those Mexicans play like punks or what? So many cheap shots!
No wonder the cooks at Islands looked bummed out.
Pobrecitos.

Friday, June 14, 2002

***WARNING***


The following post contains some venting by a pissed off sociopath. Accordingly BlogSpot and the poster must insist that no one attempts to recreate or reply to anything written on this post.

Parental discretion is advised, but not recommended.

***

Fuck.
This.
Shit.

Thursday, June 13, 2002

surrounded by girlehs for 5 hours?!
go daniel, go daniel, its yo birthday~
...i don't know the rest...
is there a "the rest"??

Wednesday, June 12, 2002

Quote of the Day: "I dunno, I'll see that." - Steve "The Beast" Choi, after seeing the TV spot for "Like Mike." (yes, that Lil' Bow Wow movie)

Bonus Quote of the Day: "Should we kill him now or kill him later?" - Adrian

Link of the Day: www.fortheloveofgodletskillhimnow.com

"If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again."


Today was my "official" first day of work.
It went pretty well actually.
Being surrounded by girls for 5 hours ain't so bad... if you're Dustin! OHHHHHHHHH!
Now I'm dookie'd.
My eyes feel so heavy...
But I can't take a nap, I must read for tonight's small group!
But the eyes are getting heavier by the minute...
Great, Kim JDSN just called right now to see if I can make it to the small group meeting tonight.
What timing.
Divine intervention?
Perhaps.
Okay, hopefully this Mountain Dew Code Red will jolt me up.

***

5 minutes later...

Adrian's home.
He wants to play Ragnarok.
Crap, play or read...

Away from me you Devil!!!

Tuesday, June 11, 2002

omg.
i'm a jackass.
what the hell ~???
i denounce the results of that quiz.

Sunday, June 09, 2002

Jules: "Hand me my wallet."
Pumpkin: "Which one is it?"
Jules: "It's the one with 'bad motherfucker' written on it."


Yeah yeah.
Stop acting like you've never seen the f-word before.

I just watched "Pulp Fiction" again.
God I love that movie.
My favorite part is near the end, when Jules (Samuel L. Jackson) is eating breakfast and gets involved in a robbery. (I have a poster of it in the apartment) I'm not gonna go into details, so I won't spoil it for those who haven't seen this movie. And if you're one of those people, what's wrong with you?!
Go watch it.
Now.

Wednesday, June 05, 2002

well bones... i had fun today... thanks for letting me use ur crib... n stuff... so i wanted to do the bbq... i still owe u lots more... thanks man
hola bones.
ykno wat?
ozzy osborne is cute.
it's so sad to watch him cuz he's like
this really old grandpa who's always
disgruntled. he stutters, never knows wat's goin
on, and he shuffles instead of walking.
i'd like to flick his ears to see wat he'd do.
i'd like to flick YOUR ears someday as well.
jus for sheer amusement.
but i won't. you frighten me too much.
ozzy on the other hand, prince of
darkness or not, wouldn't know wat hit him.
these nice thoughts have left my heart
feelin warm and fuzzy.

Tuesday, June 04, 2002

Nicely put, Steve.
That's EXACTLY what I would've said.







Not.

***

I just woke up from a nap, which I took right after getting home from work.
Work was okay, not as bad as I thought it would be.
The managers and the trainers are really outgoing and are excited about what they do.
So, exact opposite of me.
The first thing we did was divide into 4 groups, or "families" as we came to be called: the Huxtables, the Simpsons, the Bundys (or is that Bundies?), and the family we should all strive to be, the Osbornes.
The leaders had already chosen the families before, and I ended up as a Simpson.

***

Random Thought: Dammit. I wish my dad was Ozzy Osborne. How cool is that? Someone annoys me at school. I tell him, "My dad is Ozzy Osborne. He's the prince of darkness. You wanna see him bite off your dog's head? Then chill out, dickwad. Hasta la vista baby."

***

Back to the program.

So I'm in the Simpsons.
They asked us a few questions regarding Islands and its policies and yadda yadda yadda... which we had to answer to get "bonus bucks."
These "bonus bucks" were to be counted up at the end of training and the family with the most bucks, yup you guessed it, wins a prize!!!
Kill me. Kill me now.
After that shenanigan, we divided up into 3 groups for classes.
Okay you don't want to hear about the classes.
Long story short: they lasted over 4 hours.
Then I came home.

And I didn't even tell you about the uniform.
That's for another day.
I'm too tired.

***

My cousin Denise is here.
Hahaha I can't ever say "cousin Denise" with a straight face.
Now we're gonna see "Never Been Kissed."
It's the best movie, she says.
And she hasn't even seen it yet.
Girls' logic.
It baffles me.
As long as Jessica Alba's in it, I'll watch it.
Boner's logic.
I'm sure it baffles you.
well diana...
it all starts by being born into the world...
and doing things in ur life...
some lives maybe boring...
some lives maybe fun
and u get the point...
its an everyday thinig....
things comeout... and its worth writing?
goody.

...................

you, dear bones,
are excruciatingly funny.
all of you are.
i constantly sit dumbfounded
and ask myself
"where do they COME UP with these things???"

good day.

Monday, June 03, 2002

"Go on. Nothing to see here."


I went shopping today.
With Paul.
For shorts.
Short shorts.
For work.
At the Block.
Now I'm broke.

Steve is going to iron my shirts.
Hawaiian shirts.

Training starts tomorrow.
Morning.
8:00 am.

Lord have mercy.
Ahhh!!! i'm itching like crazy!!! it stings like wild!!!! man i can't handle it! i stood infront the fridge but that didn't help at all.....aloe vera=nonsense

"It begins."


So itchy.
Itchy all over.
Summer doesn't really start until you get your back sunburned.

***

"I am Jack's complete lack of hunger."


I'm so full.
I ate so much meat at Donny's house. They were so good. Mmm.
Then I went #4 right after I got home.
I couldn't sit down for awhile.
Speaking of dungeon, I can't believe Jane went at Donny's house.
And with all those people waiting to use the bathroom after her...
Hilarity ensued.

***

"Damn them. Damn them all to hell."


Lakers won.

Saturday, June 01, 2002

"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."


Dooj and I got roasted at the beach today.
Good times.
mmm.... i dunno... good question....in those terms

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