"I'm always saying 'Glad to've met you' to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though."
Well, I guess the interview went pretty well since they scheduled a second interview tomorrow.
That's good right? I mean, I basically got the job right?
Sorry to disappoint you ladies, but they told me I'll start as a host first. Then based on my performance, I'll move up to being a waiter.
So I'll be a host for 5 years.
Crap. I have to sing birthday songs?! I totally didn't think of that. And their work clothes are so.... so... gay.*
I'm gonna have to rethink this whole waiter thing.
*No offense to all the gay people out there reading this. No wait, only like 5 people read this. And I don't think any of them are gay.
Except maybe Steve.
Just kidding Steve.
Don't get your nipples piercing that tight shirt of yours.