"I am Jack's broken heart."
I just came back from doing some paperwork for the new job. Since they weren't too keen on my pierced eyebrow, I took the barbell off in the morning before I left. The meeting lasted 2 hours, consisting lots of signing, greeting, joking, yadda yadda yadda. So I come back home, and try to put the barbell back on. (keyword: try)
It doesn't go in.
Hmm... maybe if I push a little harder... Oww that hurts! Crap, it's not going in.
Daniel: "Dude it's not going in!"
Adrian: "What... it can't close up that fast, can it?"
Daniel: "Oh my goodness. It's only been 2 hours! How can it close up already?!"
Adrian: "You're Wolverine man. Super healing powers."
Buh-bye my little barbell. I shall miss thee.
I hate this job already.