Wednesday, April 03, 2002

Story of the Day: Donut trail leads cops to thief.

I bet those cops were just trying to get the donuts.
What a fluke.
That's like me going to an arcade and meeting, oh I dunno, Katie Holmes.

Random thought: How do blind people know they're done wiping their arse? I mean, do they just kinda guess?

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